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Crusher Blah
Clan Skullcrusher created a simple language to spur interesting discussion and help in RPing Horde characters.  The way you speak in game is up to the individual, but use of our dialect is highly encouraged! Adopt the dialect as you see fitting to your character.  This is not mandatory.

The Skullcrusher dialect is a mixture of J.R.R. Tolkein’s Black Speech, Warcraft language, Warhammer/Gorka Morka,and badly distorted English thrown in.  Other than that, think phonics.

Basic Language Tips

  1. Most Horde peoples rarely speak using large, three sylable or more, words. Most use simple language and several smaller words to get their point across. 
  2. Think and Speak in phonics
  3. Simple does not mean stupid. 
  4. Depending on race, you may have huge tusks or perhaps a missing jaw.  Think of how that effects your ability to speak.
  5. Never use I, use Me, or your character's name.
  6. Again, this is just for fun, and a way to help players immerse into the  lore. We devised this dialect to add depth and uniqueness to the clan. Our clan is known often just by speaking a few words.


The Orc Language

Yes Zug Zug
No Nub
Okay Uki
Hello Ug
Bye Gugye


Know, understand Gruk
Talk, speak Blah
Kill Clomp


And agh
Of ub


The Da
This Diz
That Dat




Bah!, Arg!, Gah! Gaagh!
Stinking, Insult Pushdug


Dead Flat or Ded
Rules Rulz
Experience Lurnin
Thanks Dabu
   
-tion, -sion -shun


Big Big
good Gud
great Bubhosh
Orcish Hell Ghuuk*


I Me
You, you all Lat, Latz
Them, them all Dem, demz
There Der
Where Wer
Here Heer


Is, are am
Have hab
Us uz
Our uwr


Who Whu
What Wud
When Wen
Why Whi


Money, gold Shinies or Shineez
Orc Beer Glurk
Small, weak liddul, week
Land Uzg
Fire Ghaash


Magic Maguk
Surround Krimp


Wake Up Wayk Ub
Log Out Gu Sleeb
Linkdead/Crash Blak Owt
Lag Muddie

Races
Humans Oomies, Humies
Elf Elvzie or Elbzie
Gnome Nume or Big'noz
Tauren Bullz
Orc Orc
Undead Deddie
Dwarf Dorv or Stuntee
Troll Olog

Slave Slabe or Slav

Classes
Rouges Theebz
Warlocks Warlukz
Shamans Vuduka’s
Hunters Trak’rs
Warriors Klomp’rs
Druid Dru'ud
Priest Heel'rs

*Ghuuk is a bright and plush land full of ugly humans and elf women. What a horrible punishment!
Numbers
One Ash
Two Dub
Three Dree
Four Fuur
Five Fibe
6 Sik
7 Sebun
8 Ate
9 Ninh
10 Tehn


Hundred Hundrid
Thousand Fowzund
Million Milliun

Weapons
Axe Splitt'r
Hammer Bash'r
Spear Pok'r
Dagger Stab'r
Sword Zult
Bow Olig
Staff Stik

Examples:

I dont have much time before I have to go
Me nub hab muj tyme befur me hab tu go

Give Tribute to Bloodgod!
Gib Tribuut tu Bludgod!

Stupid smelly human!
Tupid pushdug oomie!

I am a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout.
Me ib liddul tee pot shurt agh.. Gaagh! Dis tupid, whi me blah lik panzee oomie!?!?

What are you looking at?
Wud lat luukn ad?

(Something a 12 year old would say, insulting d00d talk)
har har, lat ib su tupid lats mum hab tu tye fuud tu lats nek su howlurs wuld pley wid lat!!



Language based on Blackspeech from Tolkien
Some words from Shadowclan Guild